Hi! I'm Julia, 22, from Germany.

Things that I like: TV shows [Doctor Who, The Office, Parks and Recreation, Moone Boy, Supernatural, Hannibal, Gilmore Girls, Psych, 30 Rock, True Blood, Bad Education, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Black Books, Sherlock, Criminal Minds, Miranda...], movies [Thor, The Avengers, The Hobbit, Brave, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World...], books, comedy, art, photography, music, writing letters, beards, food.

That’s not where that baby is supposed to be…

That’s not where that baby is supposed to be…

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

tastefullyoffensive:

[cyanide&happiness]

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zeloserwilder:

I’M SO MAD

MY MOM JUST SAT ME DOWN LIKE “I found a picture of you on the internet of you in class” AND SHE’S ALL SERIOUS AND SO I’M LIKE WELL SHOW ME THE FUCKING PICTURE OH MY GOD THIS IS AN INVASION OF MY PRIVACY I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS

AND SHE PULLS UP THIS

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kaisukes:

hroakie:

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"It’s hell writing and it’s hell not writing. The only tolerable state is having just written."

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Women of the Revolution

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yourtourhost:

relationship goals

yourtourhost:

relationship goals

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korydwen:

Let’s have a change of language here, Tumblr.

Something from a celebrity that has been “leaked” is something that was planned to become public one day but had been revealed in advance (whether by mistake or from someone with a malicious intent).

Those nudes pics ? Not leaked. Stolen. 

So let’s stop saying “leaked pics” and call them what they are : stolen pics. 

Let’s shift the blame on the real assholes and not put the blame on the victims, even unconsciously.

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vinebox:

if girls acted towards guys the same way guys act towards girls

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radgoku:

original-poster:

radgoku:

the first person to poop must have been like ???????????????

As an infant they probably didn’t register what was happening

i was imagining a grown ass man. a man with a beard. a man hunting alaskan mammoths to provide for his family. i forgot babies. i forgot babies existed

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  • fleur: oh, i have to breathe underwater for an hour? better get myself a bubble of air!
  • cedric: yeah, bubble charm seems like the best solution.
  • harry: see i didn't think of that but i do have this handy plant.
  • everyone: what about you, viktor?
  • viktor: IM GONNA BE A FUCKING SHARK
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doctordickerdoodles:

FUKCING LOOK AT THIS

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