there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
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I'm Julia, 21, from Germany. I'm not very good at talking to people, but if you want to talk to me, please do! Chances are I will probably like you...
Currently obsessing over:
Richard Armitage, The Hobbit; Hannibal (TV series), True BloodThings that I like: TV shows [Doctor Who, Supernatural, Miranda, Hannibal, Psych, 30 Rock, True Blood, Bad Education, The IT Crowd, Father Ted, Black Books, Sherlock, Criminal Minds...], movies [Thor, The Avengers, The Hobbit, Brave, Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, The Amazing Spider-Man...], books, comedy, art, photography, music, writing letters, beards, food.
People that I like: Tim Minchin, Chris Hemsworth, Jon Richardson, Richard Armitage, Richard Ayoade, Simon Amstell, John Finnemore, Charlie Brooker, Scarlett Johansson, Tom Hiddleston
Links: Goodreads - deviantArt - Last.fm - My TV shows
there was once a time in my life when i thought 50 followers was a lot
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overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them
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-Yeah, the song from the “Superperforator” commercial!I swear this clip reminds me so much of SPG and the dude in black totally is The Spine okay. (who came up with this again?? i think it was my spine)
“Rabbit, Hatchworth, you’ll go and have lunch now.”
HAVE YOU EVER JUST REALLY WANTED TO KISS SOMEONE BUT YOU CANT
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i think they should release a fashion magazine but instead of models use cats and instead of tips on how to lose weight, tips on how to gain cats, and instead of listing reasons why boys don’t like you, list reasons why cats are more important than body shaming and self hatred
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i have two sneezes
the fairy princess sneeze
and the death metal sneeze
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“all slytherins are evil”
“all gryffindors are good guys”
“ravenclaws are nothing but nerds”
“hufflepuffs don’t do anything”
Name one evil Gryffindor. One.
peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
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DUCK UPDATE: IT HAS IMPRINTED AND THINKS THIS BOY IS IT’S MOMMY. OMG
This is my favorite saga omgThis is legitimately the cutest thing to be chronicled by tumblr
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When was super depressed, I wasn’t working—I was always too depressed. Hemingway did his best work when he didn’t drink, then he drank himself to death and blew his head off with a shotgun. Someone asked John Cheever, “What’d you learn from Hemingway?” and he said “I learned not to blow my head off with a shotgun.” I remember going to the Michigan poetry festival, meeting Etheridge Knight there and Robert Creeley. Creeley was so drunk—he was reading and he only had one eye, of course, and had to hold his book like two inches from his face using his one good eye. But you look at somebody like George Saunders—I think he’s the best short story writer in English alive—that’s somebody who tries very hard to live a sane, alert life.
You’re present when you’re not drinking a fifth of Jack Daniel’s every day. It’s probably better for your writing career, you know? I think being tortured as a virtue is a kind of antiquated sense of what it is to be an artist.
"In an interview with The Fix, Mary Karr debunks the toxic mythology that it is necessary to be damaged in order to be creative. My own vehement defiance to that mythology is what led me to choose Ray Bradbury – the ultimate epitome of creating from joy rather than suffering – as the subject of my contribution to The New York Times’ The Lives They Lived.
Pair with Karr on why writers write.
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